Math, Thou Art a Cruel Bitch

So, I have great news everyone. Subject 926 actually managed to pass his little Picasso test and with flying colors no less. I’m calling this experiment a complete success. It is undeniable proof that he can learn and be reprogrammed into something far more useful than a rabid dog. I’m so happy I stopped by Ralph’s grave on the way to Whisper and shot up his corpse some. People complain about beating a dead horse but that shit is fun. Fuck you Ralph. I was right, you were wrong.

Besides a nasty headache, little concussion, and her screaming for the entirety of the trip, Picasso seems to be doing well. We had her ‘Sentencing’ today. Hehe. As if I didn’t already know what was going to happen. He fixed her. She should be far more manageable now. I’m sure our nosy readers on Wrath is Eternal will have all kinds of questions over this but Duckie is both too stupid and stubborn to pay it any real mind. I’m sure he’ll just be happy to see her alive.

I bet he’s all kind of fidgety over his new squad. While that is fun, it is counterproductive for our new cause. For once this is not a test. Numbers are numbers and Whisper needs results if experiments are to resume. Buckle down people; we’re pulling double time in all departments. Sloth, you’re pulling quadruple time to make sure you’re working as hard as everyone else you slacking piece of shit! Move!

But like, tomorrow. Or never. You’re both fucking advisory position and neither of you ever seem to say shit.

Infinity times zero is still zero so… just stay the course I guess.
Fracture out!

Cuddly Return

Hehe. Petty parodies. I'm such a petty proxy.

Ever friendly Fracture here with his secret sinister psychology in tow.
I have made sufficient progress with subject 926 of project 'Phoenix' and have finally deemed the situation stable enough to start reporting in. 926 has become rather accustomed to my presence and no longer constantly looks over my shoulder when I type. Our dear subject has calmed down sufficiently since we 'killed' him and command word 'P' took hold without driving the subject to start blindly killing everything in his path like last time.

I have ran him through scenario 23A and simulation 134J over the course of which he suffered only one major crisis in regards to his outright refusal to kill children. I believe 926 is now simply adverse to harming children and will do so from here on out if we so require it. We are currently on our way to site #4857FG while stage hands prepare scenario 01P for our arrival.

All associated parties please check in through the comments following your reading of this report.

Petty Proxy Fracture out.