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New phone, new phone, god I love my new phone. It’s shiny and new and you’d love it too if it ever belonged to you!

But seriously, I hate this thing. It has none of my old information and I have to relook up contacts. People are dying. Many people don’t like to be found, and that’s why I had them in my fucking phone. So I wouldn’t have to find them. They were always just a fucking dial away. Wrath. WRAATTHH. I’m angry.

Blah.

Now that my crack team of retards has fixed the red alert issue they created, things are finally starting to settle down. I’ve been throwing fights at Mask squad slowly. I’m letting them recover. Firecracker needed it. Dare I say it? She was rather burnt out. Hehe. Witty. I AM SO FUCKING WITTY. And angry. I need a way to get back at stupid fuck for breaking my phone.

I think it’s time for a psychological evaluation.
Fracture Out!

In Memory of Ralph

So Subject 926 passed.

We did it. We really did it. I would like to take this moment to thank Ralph, the man who was overseeing Duckie’s progress before me. I would like to thank him for failing at his job as hard as he did for if he hadn’t this victory would not have been possible. Thank you Ralph, may the shallow grave I left you in be violated often by all manner of horrible thing. Seriously Ralph, you sucked.

As an added bonus, I also got to try out overseer protocol 13A on Subject 926’s laptop. That was a lot of fun. I really got to lay into Duckie for the first time without having to worry about his constant love taps. I mean, it obviously didn’t work out for me in the end.  Poke the bear too hard and he’ll maul you,… or in my case break your left third rib. God fucking damn it that hurt. He didn’t even pierce the skin, just broke the rib. I had to cut into myself to set the bone. It was worth it though, more in principle than anything else though.

While we’re on sour notes, I noticed we have a new finger in the pot. I’m trying to play this one a little cooler than I did with Executor. They call him “Joseph” and he seems to be… well to be perfectly honest I have no idea what he’s after. Best guess, he’s legitimately trying to help Subject 926 which I couldn’t even began to understand. I could see it coming from Ember but not from “Joseph”. Doesn’t really matter though, the problem seems to have fixed itself with “Joseph”'s new promotion. I’m sure he’ll be far too busy to really make a difference now. I might stop by and congratulate him in person just to really rub it in his face. That would be the proper thing to do.

Rambling.
Fracture out!

"Your Disguise is Slipping"

Well this has been an awkward few days.

I feel I may have over played my hand. Not that I actually played too strong a hand, but that I played my hand too strongly. I mean we’ve had this planned for a good few weeks now so it was going to happen but I definitely overacted and I’m afraid I may have jeopardized the experiment as a direct response. I’m terribly sorry about this ‘Whisper’. I promised you so much more when you agreed to bring me into your division and this will not happen again. There is absolutely no need to ensure it, I assure you.

…
Okay. Now that the stupid pleasantries are done, that was fucking awesome. I have been dying to stick it to Duckie like this for over a month now and it felt so good to let the mask slip off a little.

The aftermath of my little show wasn’t terrible. I mean I got beat with a chair, slugged every minute of the day for like 2 days straight, tied up every few hours, and eventually thrown off the roof but I think on the whole he took this really well. This was downright mature for him if we’re going to be honest about it. I’m almost proud.

We finally reached an understanding though. One he in particular can truly appreciate. I mean we’re proxies after all. And he, perhaps more than anyone else, really knows what that means. 

Report over. Fracture out.
Dr. Horrible reference for the win!

Cuddly Return

Hehe. Petty parodies. I'm such a petty proxy.

Ever friendly Fracture here with his secret sinister psychology in tow.
I have made sufficient progress with subject 926 of project 'Phoenix' and have finally deemed the situation stable enough to start reporting in. 926 has become rather accustomed to my presence and no longer constantly looks over my shoulder when I type. Our dear subject has calmed down sufficiently since we 'killed' him and command word 'P' took hold without driving the subject to start blindly killing everything in his path like last time.

I have ran him through scenario 23A and simulation 134J over the course of which he suffered only one major crisis in regards to his outright refusal to kill children. I believe 926 is now simply adverse to harming children and will do so from here on out if we so require it. We are currently on our way to site #4857FG while stage hands prepare scenario 01P for our arrival.

All associated parties please check in through the comments following your reading of this report.

Petty Proxy Fracture out.